0n1yhuman
In my free time I knit sweaters, and by knit I mean kick, and by sweaters I mean babies.
tormentation in progress
[10:06] Soylent Green: STOP THAT
[10:07] Ryoko: -pukes on you- T____T you gave me a headache
[10:08] Soylent Green: yay
[10:08] Ryoko: not cool !
[10:08] Ryoko: now i don't feel good T_T
[10:08] Soylent Green: *hug*
[10:08] Ryoko: D;
[10:08] Soylent Green: but baby
[10:09] Ryoko: WHAT !
[10:09] Soylent Green: i love you
[10:09] Ryoko: O_O ;;;
[10:09] Soylent Green: *hug*
[10:09] Ryoko: -kicks-
[10:09] Soylent Green: but baby
[10:09] Soylent Green: i thought we had something
[10:10] Ryoko: OMG >.>
[10:10] Soylent Green: what
[10:10] Soylent Green: just admit it you love me
[10:10] Ryoko: i love you !
[10:10] Ryoko: >.<
[10:10] Soylent Green: im sorry baby but im taken
[10:10] Ryoko: GOOD !
[10:10] Soylent Green: you lie
[10:10] Soylent Green: your heart broken
[10:11] Ryoko: ooh yeah its broken in lil tiny bite siz pices!
[10:11] Soylent Green: *hug* i lovezez youz
[10:11] Ryoko: O_O ;
[10:12] Soylent Green: you know you enjoy it
[10:12] Ryoko: OH YEAH
[10:12] Soylent Green: SHUT UP YOU LIE YOU HATE ME
[10:12] Ryoko: T_T; yeah......
[10:12] Soylent Green: I'VE GIVEN YOU THE BEST 5 MIN OF MY LIFE AND YOU JUST THROW IT IN MY FACE
[10:12] Ryoko: O_O oh my !
[10:13] Ryoko: SORRY
[10:13] Soylent Green: LIAR
[10:13] Ryoko: nit
[10:13] Ryoko: not
[10:13] Ryoko: HAHAAH
[10:13] Soylent Green: *hug* i love you
[10:13] Ryoko: -hugs- i love you to
[10:13] Soylent Green: LIAR your cheating on me with another user
[10:13] Ryoko: O_________________o
[10:14] Soylent Green: dont give me that look
[10:14] Ryoko: ^^
[10:14] Ryoko: HA
[10:14] Soylent Green: or that one
[10:14] Soylent Green: .........................bitch
[10:14] Soylent Green: Hello
[10:14] Ryoko: O_O
[10:14] Soylent Green: how are you
[10:14] Ryoko: haah
[10:14] Ryoko: OMG
[10:14] Soylent Green: really
[10:14] Ryoko: O_o
[10:14] Soylent Green: how does that feel omg
[10:15] Soylent Green: huh thast a new one
[10:15] Ryoko: i have a realy bad headache now
[10:15] Soylent Green: why
[10:15] Ryoko: T_T
[10:15] Ryoko: CUZ
[10:15] Soylent Green: cuz.......why??
[10:15] Ryoko: CUZ I JUST DO !
[10:15] Ryoko: O_O
[10:15] Soylent Green: Aww *hug*
[10:15] Soylent Green: i love you
[10:16] Ryoko: thats very nice GET A JOB
[10:16] Soylent Green: aww but i have one i work on the corner
[10:16] Soylent Green: so i love everyone
[10:16] Ryoko: O_O
[10:16] Soylent Green: EEEEEVVVVERRRRRYYYOONNNNEEEEE
[10:16] Ryoko: you sell crack don't you
[10:16] Ryoko: O_o
[10:17] Soylent Green: i seel what ever you want baby
[10:17] Soylent Green: *sell
[10:17] Ryoko: omg
[10:17] Ryoko: lol
[10:17] Soylent Green: so how about it
[10:17] Soylent Green: we can go in the back and play a little looky loo
[10:17] Ryoko: O_____________o
[10:18] Soylent Green: you know you want this
[10:18] Ryoko: yeah >.>
[10:18] Soylent Green: *calls the cops*
[10:18] Ryoko: AHHHHH
[10:18] Soylent Green: SHE WANT TO HAVE HER WAY WITH ME
[10:18] Ryoko: o
[10:18] Ryoko: m
[10:18] Ryoko: g
[10:18] Ryoko: LIES
[10:18] Soylent Green: yes you are
[10:19] Ryoko: SHUT UP !
[10:19] Soylent Green: *hugs* i love you
[10:19] Ryoko: SHUT UP !
[10:19] Soylent Green: but baby
[10:19] Ryoko: I'M NOT A BABY ~!
[10:19] Soylent Green: but hunny i love you
[10:20] Ryoko: shut up
[10:20] Ryoko: >.>
[10:20] Soylent Green: i thought we had something
[10:20] Ryoko: WELL WE DIDN'T
[10:20] Soylent Green: STOP THAT
[10:20] Ryoko: NOOOO
[10:20] Ryoko: YOU STOP IT
[10:20] Ryoko: NOW
[10:20] Ryoko: RIGHT NOW
[10:20] Soylent Green: hello how are you
[10:20] Ryoko: ! ! ! !
[10:20] Ryoko: GOOOO AWAY !
[10:21] Ryoko: yay!
[10:21] Soylent Green: I love you
[10:21] Ryoko: AHHH
[10:21] Ryoko: ! ! ! ! !
[10:21] Soylent Green: hello
[10:21] Ryoko: GOOD BYE
[10:21] Soylent Green: what is your name
[10:21] Soylent Green: im jimmy
[10:21] Ryoko: i'm PIE
[10:21] Soylent Green: hello pie
[10:22] Ryoko: hi
[10:22] Ryoko: >.>
[10:22] Soylent Green: they say we are what we eat and i could be you by morning
[10:22] Ryoko: OMG YOU WATCH BILLY AND MANDY !
[10:22] Soylent Green: No
[10:22] Soylent Green: thats a really onld saying
[10:22] Ryoko: >.>
[10:22] Soylent Green: *old
[10:22] Ryoko: weird
[10:23] Soylent Green: Hello
[10:23] Soylent Green: im jimmy
[10:23] Soylent Green: who are you
[10:23] Ryoko: ...............................
[10:23] Soylent Green: hi ...................................
[10:23] Ryoko: ......................................................
[10:23] Soylent Green: oh im sorry ........................................................
[10:24] Ryoko: .........................................................................................................................................................................................................
[10:24] Soylent Green: hi hello im jimmy and you are
[10:25] Soylent Green: hi hello im jimmy and you are
[10:25] Ryoko: .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................get..............................................................a...................................................................life...............
[10:25] *** Auto-response sent to Ryoko: well now It's my tea time so im gone so just leave a message and i'll try to get back to you. people these days interupting my tea time.
[10:25] Soylent Green: i have one
[10:25] Soylent Green: you need to get a life
[10:26] Ryoko: I KNOW its one of my things to do >.>
[10:26] Soylent Green: hi hello im jimmy and you are
[10:26] Ryoko: HSAUQWJEDIFIHEWDSJIBGVUIJE98XHJNCBGVYU HGUBIFJHB HGVUJHFGJVI 9JNJUUNJI VJN9IF NJC
[10:26] Soylent Green: hi
[10:26] Ryoko: bye
[10:27] Soylent Green: hello
[10:27] Ryoko: YOU LIE
[10:27] Soylent Green: i never
[10:27] Soylent Green: i love you
[10:27] Ryoko: O______<
[10:28] Soylent Green: so how about you and i goto the back and play a little looky loo
[10:28] Soylent Green: you know you want to
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] *** Auto-response sent to Ryoko: Well aperently im gone now huh well i guess you would have caught it by now and why are you even trying to talk to me. gah
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: N
[10:28] Ryoko: ONON
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Soylent Green: yes
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: N
[10:28] Ryoko: O
[10:28] Soylent Green: but baby
[10:28] Ryoko: NIO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: WHAT
?!\
[10:28] Ryoko: I'M NOT A BABY
[10:28] Ryoko: ! !! !! ! ! !
[10:29] Ryoko: -pukes on you!-
[10:29] Soylent Green: but i love you
[10:29] Soylent Green: *eats it*
[10:30] Ryoko: no you don't sp shut up !
[10:30] Ryoko: ewww O_o
[10:30] Soylent Green: no i shal talk
[10:30] Soylent Green: its my freedom being in england
[10:30] Ryoko: O_O
[10:31] Soylent Green: what
[10:31] Ryoko: hi
[10:31] Soylent Green: hello
[10:31] Soylent Green: im jimmy and you are
[10:31] Ryoko: pie
[10:31] Soylent Green: hi pie
[10:31] Soylent Green: i would like to eat you
[10:31] Ryoko: hi
[10:31] Ryoko: ok
[10:31] Soylent Green: yay
[10:31] Soylent Green: *eats you
[10:31] Ryoko: -is eaten-
[10:31] Soylent Green: yay
[10:32] Ryoko: X_x
[10:32] Soylent Green: good bye
[10:32] Ryoko: by
not really all to funny as the furry dick but meh i got some jollys out of this
Me=soylent green
[10:07] Ryoko: -pukes on you- T____T you gave me a headache
[10:08] Soylent Green: yay
[10:08] Ryoko: not cool !
[10:08] Ryoko: now i don't feel good T_T
[10:08] Soylent Green: *hug*
[10:08] Ryoko: D;
[10:08] Soylent Green: but baby
[10:09] Ryoko: WHAT !
[10:09] Soylent Green: i love you
[10:09] Ryoko: O_O ;;;
[10:09] Soylent Green: *hug*
[10:09] Ryoko: -kicks-
[10:09] Soylent Green: but baby
[10:09] Soylent Green: i thought we had something
[10:10] Ryoko: OMG >.>
[10:10] Soylent Green: what
[10:10] Soylent Green: just admit it you love me
[10:10] Ryoko: i love you !
[10:10] Ryoko: >.<
[10:10] Soylent Green: im sorry baby but im taken
[10:10] Ryoko: GOOD !
[10:10] Soylent Green: you lie
[10:10] Soylent Green: your heart broken
[10:11] Ryoko: ooh yeah its broken in lil tiny bite siz pices!
[10:11] Soylent Green: *hug* i lovezez youz
[10:11] Ryoko: O_O ;
[10:12] Soylent Green: you know you enjoy it
[10:12] Ryoko: OH YEAH
[10:12] Soylent Green: SHUT UP YOU LIE YOU HATE ME
[10:12] Ryoko: T_T; yeah......
[10:12] Soylent Green: I'VE GIVEN YOU THE BEST 5 MIN OF MY LIFE AND YOU JUST THROW IT IN MY FACE
[10:12] Ryoko: O_O oh my !
[10:13] Ryoko: SORRY
[10:13] Soylent Green: LIAR
[10:13] Ryoko: nit
[10:13] Ryoko: not
[10:13] Ryoko: HAHAAH
[10:13] Soylent Green: *hug* i love you
[10:13] Ryoko: -hugs- i love you to
[10:13] Soylent Green: LIAR your cheating on me with another user
[10:13] Ryoko: O_________________o
[10:14] Soylent Green: dont give me that look
[10:14] Ryoko: ^^
[10:14] Ryoko: HA
[10:14] Soylent Green: or that one
[10:14] Soylent Green: .........................bitch
[10:14] Soylent Green: Hello
[10:14] Ryoko: O_O
[10:14] Soylent Green: how are you
[10:14] Ryoko: haah
[10:14] Ryoko: OMG
[10:14] Soylent Green: really
[10:14] Ryoko: O_o
[10:14] Soylent Green: how does that feel omg
[10:15] Soylent Green: huh thast a new one
[10:15] Ryoko: i have a realy bad headache now
[10:15] Soylent Green: why
[10:15] Ryoko: T_T
[10:15] Ryoko: CUZ
[10:15] Soylent Green: cuz.......why??
[10:15] Ryoko: CUZ I JUST DO !
[10:15] Ryoko: O_O
[10:15] Soylent Green: Aww *hug*
[10:15] Soylent Green: i love you
[10:16] Ryoko: thats very nice GET A JOB
[10:16] Soylent Green: aww but i have one i work on the corner
[10:16] Soylent Green: so i love everyone
[10:16] Ryoko: O_O
[10:16] Soylent Green: EEEEEVVVVERRRRRYYYOONNNNEEEEE
[10:16] Ryoko: you sell crack don't you
[10:16] Ryoko: O_o
[10:17] Soylent Green: i seel what ever you want baby
[10:17] Soylent Green: *sell
[10:17] Ryoko: omg
[10:17] Ryoko: lol
[10:17] Soylent Green: so how about it
[10:17] Soylent Green: we can go in the back and play a little looky loo
[10:17] Ryoko: O_____________o
[10:18] Soylent Green: you know you want this
[10:18] Ryoko: yeah >.>
[10:18] Soylent Green: *calls the cops*
[10:18] Ryoko: AHHHHH
[10:18] Soylent Green: SHE WANT TO HAVE HER WAY WITH ME
[10:18] Ryoko: o
[10:18] Ryoko: m
[10:18] Ryoko: g
[10:18] Ryoko: LIES
[10:18] Soylent Green: yes you are
[10:19] Ryoko: SHUT UP !
[10:19] Soylent Green: *hugs* i love you
[10:19] Ryoko: SHUT UP !
[10:19] Soylent Green: but baby
[10:19] Ryoko: I'M NOT A BABY ~!
[10:19] Soylent Green: but hunny i love you
[10:20] Ryoko: shut up
[10:20] Ryoko: >.>
[10:20] Soylent Green: i thought we had something
[10:20] Ryoko: WELL WE DIDN'T
[10:20] Soylent Green: STOP THAT
[10:20] Ryoko: NOOOO
[10:20] Ryoko: YOU STOP IT
[10:20] Ryoko: NOW
[10:20] Ryoko: RIGHT NOW
[10:20] Soylent Green: hello how are you
[10:20] Ryoko: ! ! ! !
[10:20] Ryoko: GOOOO AWAY !
[10:21] Ryoko: yay!
[10:21] Soylent Green: I love you
[10:21] Ryoko: AHHH
[10:21] Ryoko: ! ! ! ! !
[10:21] Soylent Green: hello
[10:21] Ryoko: GOOD BYE
[10:21] Soylent Green: what is your name
[10:21] Soylent Green: im jimmy
[10:21] Ryoko: i'm PIE
[10:21] Soylent Green: hello pie
[10:22] Ryoko: hi
[10:22] Ryoko: >.>
[10:22] Soylent Green: they say we are what we eat and i could be you by morning
[10:22] Ryoko: OMG YOU WATCH BILLY AND MANDY !
[10:22] Soylent Green: No
[10:22] Soylent Green: thats a really onld saying
[10:22] Ryoko: >.>
[10:22] Soylent Green: *old
[10:22] Ryoko: weird
[10:23] Soylent Green: Hello
[10:23] Soylent Green: im jimmy
[10:23] Soylent Green: who are you
[10:23] Ryoko: ...............................
[10:23] Soylent Green: hi ...................................
[10:23] Ryoko: ......................................................
[10:23] Soylent Green: oh im sorry ........................................................
[10:24] Ryoko: .........................................................................................................................................................................................................
[10:24] Soylent Green: hi hello im jimmy and you are
[10:25] Soylent Green: hi hello im jimmy and you are
[10:25] Ryoko: .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................get..............................................................a...................................................................life...............
[10:25] *** Auto-response sent to Ryoko: well now It's my tea time so im gone so just leave a message and i'll try to get back to you. people these days interupting my tea time.
[10:25] Soylent Green: i have one
[10:25] Soylent Green: you need to get a life
[10:26] Ryoko: I KNOW its one of my things to do >.>
[10:26] Soylent Green: hi hello im jimmy and you are
[10:26] Ryoko: HSAUQWJEDIFIHEWDSJIBGVUIJE98XHJNCBGVYU HGUBIFJHB HGVUJHFGJVI 9JNJUUNJI VJN9IF NJC
[10:26] Soylent Green: hi
[10:26] Ryoko: bye
[10:27] Soylent Green: hello
[10:27] Ryoko: YOU LIE
[10:27] Soylent Green: i never
[10:27] Soylent Green: i love you
[10:27] Ryoko: O______<
[10:28] Soylent Green: so how about you and i goto the back and play a little looky loo
[10:28] Soylent Green: you know you want to
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] *** Auto-response sent to Ryoko: Well aperently im gone now huh well i guess you would have caught it by now and why are you even trying to talk to me. gah
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: N
[10:28] Ryoko: ONON
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Soylent Green: yes
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: N
[10:28] Ryoko: O
[10:28] Soylent Green: but baby
[10:28] Ryoko: NIO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: NO
[10:28] Ryoko: WHAT
?!\
[10:28] Ryoko: I'M NOT A BABY
[10:28] Ryoko: ! !! !! ! ! !
[10:29] Ryoko: -pukes on you!-
[10:29] Soylent Green: but i love you
[10:29] Soylent Green: *eats it*
[10:30] Ryoko: no you don't sp shut up !
[10:30] Ryoko: ewww O_o
[10:30] Soylent Green: no i shal talk
[10:30] Soylent Green: its my freedom being in england
[10:30] Ryoko: O_O
[10:31] Soylent Green: what
[10:31] Ryoko: hi
[10:31] Soylent Green: hello
[10:31] Soylent Green: im jimmy and you are
[10:31] Ryoko: pie
[10:31] Soylent Green: hi pie
[10:31] Soylent Green: i would like to eat you
[10:31] Ryoko: hi
[10:31] Ryoko: ok
[10:31] Soylent Green: yay
[10:31] Soylent Green: *eats you
[10:31] Ryoko: -is eaten-
[10:31] Soylent Green: yay
[10:32] Ryoko: X_x
[10:32] Soylent Green: good bye
[10:32] Ryoko: by
not really all to funny as the furry dick but meh i got some jollys out of this
Me=soylent green
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