In my free time I knit sweaters, and by knit I mean kick, and by sweaters I mean babies.

Warning this is a joke list some of these i cannot complete for.....you'll see why.
1.)Get arrested
2.)Go back to England(i was born there and would like to go back)
3.)Get kicked out of 100 bars & pubs
4.)Become a stunt driver
5.)Go base jumping
6.)Make insanity a creative aspect(i had help from my friend allison with this one thank you)
7.)Get rid of stupid people (just the kkk and NRA racist wanna be's)
8.)Annoy the crap out of Mr. Huff (wait i just did that the other day ha victory is mine)
9.)Turn the english language into french
10.)Become apart of a side show
11.)legaly change my name to whats his name
12.)Get rid of the FCC
13.)Become ruler of the whole world starting with michigan
14.)Make people wear big hats (like mine)
15.)Capture Mr. Santie Claws
16.)Carve my name into the moon(bob wasn't here)
17.)Find the lost ark
18.)Make chaos and panic in amsterdam (tell them all their drugs have been stolen)
19.)Make all drugs legal and tax the piss out of them
20.)Make world peace and then distroy it(because i'm mean)
21.)Give everyone a number starting with you
22.)Make gas fun
23.)Make everyone ride a razor scooter everywhere(gets rid of polution and obesity)
24.)Die repedtivly and come back alive
And last but not least number twenty-five
Go out in a blazing ball of glory take as many people out as i possable can
see that wasn't so bad now was it. i know im a twisted soul whatever.
FUCKING DEAL WITH IT YOU PERSON YOU!!!